Like goldfish crackers, you are the snack that smiles back until a zombie bites your head off.
The good news, from your dog's point of view, is that zombies only eat human. So as a whole, your pet views a zombie outbreak with about as much enthusiasm as a Kazakstan grandmother watches the Super Bowl.
As long as there's a bag of dog food in the pantry, some tasty dog treats in the treat jar, and a few dog toys next to his dog bed, everything's cool. With that in mind, here are some odds and ends to help your pet pass the time until the national guard regains the streets from the zombie hordes.
"You know, you're starting to make me think that the world ending can't be any more painful than listening to you!" ~ Ash, Evil Dead: Regeneration (VG)
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