"Zombie Helper" helps your zombie make you a great meal.
Never underestimate the power of caffeine. A good coffee maker among your kitchen appliances can save you from the undead zombie masses glaring through the wooden slats nailed over the windows. When filling out your list of kitchen wares in advance of the living dead, stick to reputable brands like Waring, Oster, Cuisinart, Decker, Proctor Silex, and Kitchenaid. Some good knives might come in handy for lopping off anything the zombies poke through those slats, too.
"As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he was talking about." ~ Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
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