"Zombie Helper" helps your zombie make you a great meal.
A common characteristic shared by all flesh eating zombies is that they do not care one iota about their physical appearance. The only undead you'll see checking her lipstick in a mirror is a fraud trying to blend in with the crowd en-route to the Winchester.
Upon emerging from his shallow grave or rusted 55 gallon drum, your average zombie is going to be fairly intent on a meal of tasty people, and not all that interested in eye creams, back massagers, or teeth whiteners. Well, possibly the teeth whiteners. So, what could be safer for the remaining alive than to congregate in large numbers and take advantage of low low prices on relaxing Awapuhi, organic liquid soap, and seasilk shampoo?
"You know, you're starting to make me think that the world ending can't be any more painful than listening to you!" ~ Ash, Evil Dead: Regeneration (VG)
Health and Beauty
SportzDent Collegiate Toothbrush, University of Georgia, Soft Bristles, 6 Brushes Brand: SportzDent *Price: $15.60 |
The Thymes Kumquat Lime 7 Piece Luxury Gift Set Brand: Thymes Model: 0509300407 *Price: $85.00 |
Neutrogena Clean Replenishing Conditioner, 10.1-Ounce Bottles (Pack of 4) Brand: Neutrogena *Price: $16.97 |
Love At First Glow By Jennifer Lopez For Women. Shower Gel 6.7 OZ Brand: Jennifer Lopez Model: 141600 *Price: $19.79 |
Sculpture By Nikos For Women. Deodorant Spray 3.4 Ounces Brand: Nikos Model: 121019 *Price: $15.80 |
Colgate Active Angle Toothbrush, Full Head, Soft 56, (6 Manual Toothbrushes) Brand: Colgate Model: 89420 *Price: $15.41 |
SportzDent Collegiate Toothbrush, The Ohio State University, Soft Bristles, 6 Brushes Brand: SportzDent *Price: $6.60 |
Alterna Hemp Straight Shampoo, 33.83-Ounce Bottle Brand: Alterna *Price: $52.99 |
Lacoste Elegance By Lacoste For Men. Deodorant Spray 3.4-Ounce Brand: Lacoste *Price: $24.99 |
Python By Trussardi For Women. Shower Gel 10 Ounces Brand: Trussardi Model: 128049 *Price: $18.99 |
SportzDent Collegiate Toothbrush, Oklahoma State University, Soft Bristles, 6 Brushes Brand: SportzDent *Price: $6.60 |
Dr. Ken's Gliding Dental Floss Singles, Shred-resistant tape (30 Flosses) Brand: Dr. Ken's Model: GF30 *Price: $3.75 |