"Zombie Helper" helps your zombie make you a great meal.
A common characteristic shared by all flesh eating zombies is that they do not care one iota about their physical appearance. The only undead you'll see checking her lipstick in a mirror is a fraud trying to blend in with the crowd en-route to the Winchester.
Upon emerging from his shallow grave or rusted 55 gallon drum, your average zombie is going to be fairly intent on a meal of tasty people, and not all that interested in eye creams, back massagers, or teeth whiteners. Well, possibly the teeth whiteners. So, what could be safer for the remaining alive than to congregate in large numbers and take advantage of low low prices on relaxing Awapuhi, organic liquid soap, and seasilk shampoo?
"You know, you're starting to make me think that the world ending can't be any more painful than listening to you!" ~ Ash, Evil Dead: Regeneration (VG)
Health and Beauty
 SportzDent Collegiate Toothbrush, University of Georgia, Soft Bristles, 6 Brushes
Brand: SportzDent
*Price: $15.60 |
 The Thymes Kumquat Lime 7 Piece Luxury Gift Set
Brand: Thymes
Model: 0509300407
*Price: $85.00 |
 Neutrogena Clean Replenishing Conditioner, 10.1-Ounce Bottles (Pack of 4)
Brand: Neutrogena
*Price: $16.97 |
 Love At First Glow By Jennifer Lopez For Women. Shower Gel 6.7 OZ
Brand: Jennifer Lopez
Model: 141600
*Price: $19.79 |
 Sculpture By Nikos For Women. Deodorant Spray 3.4 Ounces
Brand: Nikos
Model: 121019
*Price: $15.80 |
 Colgate Active Angle Toothbrush, Full Head, Soft 56, (6 Manual Toothbrushes)
Brand: Colgate
Model: 89420
*Price: $15.41 |
 SportzDent Collegiate Toothbrush, The Ohio State University, Soft Bristles, 6 Brushes
Brand: SportzDent
*Price: $6.60 |
 Alterna Hemp Straight Shampoo, 33.83-Ounce Bottle
Brand: Alterna
*Price: $52.99 |
 Lacoste Elegance By Lacoste For Men. Deodorant Spray 3.4-Ounce
Brand: Lacoste
*Price: $24.99 |
 Python By Trussardi For Women. Shower Gel 10 Ounces
Brand: Trussardi
Model: 128049
*Price: $18.99 |
 SportzDent Collegiate Toothbrush, Oklahoma State University, Soft Bristles, 6 Brushes
Brand: SportzDent
*Price: $6.60 |
 Dr. Ken's Gliding Dental Floss Singles, Shred-resistant tape (30 Flosses)
Brand: Dr. Ken's
Model: GF30
*Price: $3.75 |