ZombieShopping.com - Your undead apocalypse store!
A common characteristic shared by all flesh eating zombies is that they do not care one iota about their physical appearance. The only undead you'll see checking her lipstick in a mirror is a fraud trying to blend in with the crowd en-route to the Winchester.
Upon emerging from his shallow grave or rusted 55 gallon drum, your average zombie is going to be fairly intent on a meal of tasty people, and not all that interested in eye creams, back massagers, or teeth whiteners. Well, possibly the teeth whiteners. So, what could be safer for the remaining alive than to congregate in large numbers and take advantage of low low prices on relaxing Awapuhi, organic liquid soap, and seasilk shampoo?
"Okay, well, you're dead. Which is unusual, because we don't normally see this much activity in a dead person." ~ Dr. Bronson, Johnny Zombie
Health and Beauty
JASON Natural Cosmetics Lavender Liquid Satin Soap, 16 Ounces Brand: Jason Natural Cosmetics Model: 02025 *Price: $5.15 |
Axe Deodorant Body Spray, ANTI-HANGOVER 150 mL(1 unit) Brand: AXE *Price: $3.99 |
Old Spice High Endurance Antiperspirant/Deodorant Invisible Solid, Arctic Force - 3 oz Brand: Old Spice *Price: $5.75 |
Kiss My Face Bar Soap, 8.0 oz, Pure Olive Oil. 1-Bar Brand: Kiss My Face *Price: $2.39 |
St. Ives Moisturizing Body Wash, Apricot, 13.5 Ounces Brand: St. Ives Model: 10167 *Price: $1.99 |
Dial 4.5 Ounces Aloe Bar Soap - 12 bar Brand: Dial Model: 1700-01106-03 *Price: $8.49 |
Ivory Liquid Clear Hand Soap, 7.5 oz Brand: Ivory *Price: $4.14 |
Pack-It Cosmo Pouch Color: Morocco Brand: Eagle Creek Model: 41073031 *Price: $13.95 |
Canus Goat's Milk Bar Soap (Three-5 Ounce Bars) Brand: Canus Goat's Milk Model: 399 *Price: $5.31 |
Mr. Bubble Original Bubble Bath, 16 Ounces Brand: Mr. Bubble Model: 00077R *Price: $2.29 |
Dove Beauty Bar, White - Fourteen 4.25 oz Bars Brand: Dove Model: 001111161387 *Price: $15.90 |
Lady Speed Stick Invisible Dry, Antiperspirant Deodorant, Fruity Melon (2.3 Ounce) Brand: Lady Speed Stick Model: 022200954389 *Price: $1.54 |